Beer Quotes

Sometimes when I reflect back on
all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver."
- Jack Handy



I feel sorry for people
who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra



An intelligent man is sometimes forced
to be drunk to spend time
with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway



When I read about the evils
of drinking, I gave up reading.
-Henny Youngman-



24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a
case. Coincidence? -Stephen Wright-



When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- Brian O'Rourke



Recd from Geeta Rajaraman on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:25:05 -040o